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Darth Squinty Footlong of Radiant Valley, Winter's Edge, Neverwinter

”Squishy? Sticky? Squinty!”


Squinty first became a player soon after the creation of the Shire of Radiant Valley. He took a few years off after the park's numbers dwindled to almost nothing. After the rebuilding of the park by Darth Bunch, he came back and has been a loyal member ever since. In recent times, he has taken an active role in the principality with the aspiration of turning Winter's Edge into a real kingdom.

Also, Squinty is a gypsy. Because of this, his eyesight is pretty terrible, especially at night. Do not let him reeve... anything.

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Formerly Paged to Count Subway. Squinty has not dropped the family name, however.

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  • Few can claim the honor of having seen Squinty without a hat or bandanna on his head.
  • Squinty hates the sun. The aperture of his eyes has nothing to do with vision clarity.